ムサシ
before you follow:
DO NOT FOLLOW/INTERACT IF:
you identify as an anti or a proshipper in any regard
you’re kin w/ jessie/musashi from pokemon, or if you interact with doubles of her. not an 'ONLY IM VALID' thing i promise lol, i just have a bad track record with other jessies getting insecure around me, obsessing over me validating them, more than one of them has literally referred to me as ‘alpha’ and OVERALL the whole thing creeps me out and is Not As Sexy as you would think so i’m just pulling the plug on that lmao. if we're already friends its fine this is mostly just for randos.
you are anti-sj and the general territory that comes with it
you label people who r critical of antis “anti-anti/pro-incest/pedophillia” (die while you’re at it)
you tag posts ‘q slur’ and ’d slur’
you are anti-otherkin/fictionkin or are nonkin and make jokes about “lol government assigned kin” “lol kin drama”
you’re a REG (terfs, truscum, exclusionists, hate you all)
you are nonkin and ask people to not tag your fanart as #kin
you are kin and say things like “dont follow if you think you’re me” or call people who share your kintypes fakers.
you hate any of my kintypes. please understand that you hate me.
you support cringe culture including against ‘acceptable targets’ like fnaf, steven universe, undertale, youtubers, bronies, john green, rick and morty, fortnite etc. no exceptions. i love to have fun and be nice.
TUMBLR FAQ
is this carrd ironic/a joke?
Irony is poison and nothing about me will ever be ironic. I am 100% genuine all the time. This is true, pure, bona fide crazy, fueled entirely by the comfort that no matter where I go in life, I will be a million times happier than you.
how many followers do you have?
8800+
how did you get that many followers?
i made a lot of popular posts!
i saw some callout post about you/someone came into my inbox saying to stay away from you etc.
you can read my response to the initial one here.TL;DR: the people who started the wendycorduroyisabusive blog are my high school bullies who have been stalking me for almost a decade now. most of them, i have not spoken to over the course of this decade. i am not interested in speaking to them. while i’m sure i’m not just an innocent victim in our shared past, they lost their right to any form of acknowledgement or apology after i was diagnosed with PTSD from their relentless treatment of me. they have been writing callout posts about me since before callout posts were a thing in the public consciousness. they use my deadname consistently, both the shortened & original version of it, and refuse to relent and understand that this is not okay. they will not get my time.after these posts went public and i didn’t respond, they tried a number of tactics to get me to crumble–including sending death threats to my family (one of whom was a minor, a child in middle school), pairing up with a known pedophile in the gravity falls fandom, manipulating my exes for dirt on me (to the point that one of them who i’m on friendly terms with had to ask them to take an out of context screenshot down), going through my URL tag and sending “warnings” to all my friends who had recently answered asks from me, and sending me graphic descriptions of my triggers on anon. they will insist the people doing these things are not affiliated. it’s 100% them. i used to be close with them and performed similar operations with similar denial tactics when confronted.the second round of callouts you might’ve seen comes from my ex boyfriend kenny. they are true, we have spoken, we’re friends, i've apologized, he has accepted the apology. please respect his privacy on the matter and do not ask me about it.
i want to be your friend, but i’m intimidated.
this is the weirdest insult i get sent. it almost seems like a compliment? anyways, what “intimidates” you is likely my confidence, my passion, or my standards–and all of those are things i couldn’t change even if i wanted to.so, like, you should probably either get over it or find someone else to befriend.
what is your sexuality & gender?
dyke & a magigirl. my pronouns are they/them unless we're friends then i love a she/her.
why'd you block me?
i block people like it's going out of style because many people on this website are insane and/or very irritating. here's some reasons i have blocked people:
- reposting art
- being rude in my notes
- tagging my posts 'd slur' or 'q slur
- shipping discourse
- syscourse
- having bad opinions about the pokemon cartoon
- bitching about my headcanons on a post i made on my personal blog
- being mean to my comfort character
- traumadumping in my notes
- being a genwunner
- many other things i am forgetting
this website rocks when you block people nonstop. highly recommend.
what is otherkin?
otherkin are basically people who identify as something that differs from their physical body. this can be spiritual, a way of coping with mental illness, or just kind of a thing someone feels. for me it’s all three.
i think i’m otherkin/fictionkin but i’m not sure. how do i know?
i get this question soooo damn much–and listen–there is no criteria. read this, and look into it on your own. are you happier when applying this label to yourself? does it feel comfy? congrats. you’re probably kin.
you posted/reblogged something/from someone gross.
cool, lmk what it is and what they did.
you posted/reblogged something/from someone gross, and because you don’t have every single url of every single problematic user on this sprawling hellsite memorized, i’m going to accuse you of being a nazi/pedophile/abuse apologist.
uncool, piss off back to your little corner of hell where you deal with your own existential sadness by assuming the worst in everyone around you and take false solace in your perceived moral high ground.
[insert furthermore discourse about literally any topic]
nope. too tired. just trying to live.
[anon hate]
i charge! $15 dollars for any regular anon hate, but if you try to send me discourse about something within the anon hate that's an extra $15. the link to my ko-fi is at the beginning of this carrd, i'll respond to your message once the payment goes through!
these are not all my kintypes because i have 50+ kintypes and don’t feel like listing them all. chances are if i’ve seen a series i’m kin with someone in it. you can browse my kin tag for more insight, but for now i don’t feel like keeping this constantly updated so i’m just keeping the main ones here.you can follow me if u share any of these except Jessie / Musashi !!
about Link: i'm kin w/ the hero's spirit as a whole, with stronger ties to certain lifetimes. Sky's my primary!about Maxie: I’m synpath with ORAS Maxie but don’t think I’m kin with him. I am definitely, definitely kin with both Pokespe and RSE Maxie, though. Emphasis on the former.about Mareanie: it’s James’. straightup. @ james: sorry I’m like that.
please tag me in these!
franmaya
prosecutor fam (fran/miles/mvk)
the colour red (esp bright red)
the team rocket trio
coordinator harley ( + may/drew/solidad)
volcanoes
fire/fire related things (like songs and poems!)
any of my kintypes
poisons/radioactivity
| name: | wendy/jessie rose rocket |
| age: | 28 |
| pronouns: | they/them [strangers] they/she [friends] |
WHAT’S POPPIN’ TUMBLR ITS YA GIRL JESSIE TEAM ROCKEThiya! i'm wendy and i’m an autistic bitch who likes to scream about whatever thing i latch onto and take on more creative projects than any individual should be able to handle.on this blog you’ll find a lot of my personal ramblings! i used to be a pokemon anime blogger before the anime got really bad in 2019, so you might've found me via my old metaposts or analyses circulating. currently my special interest is ace attorney :] you might know me there as the person who twitter falsely painted as an mvk apologist on the basis of lead poisoning. yippee!fandom is where my passion mainly lies, so i pour a lot of content into it to steady my rapturously overflowing heart. i’m constantly making art, graphics, gifsets, you name it!! i mostly just write sickfic and am always taking requests, but franmaya especially has my heart and i love to talk about them. i love when ppl send asks!!!! please blow me up!!!!other than fandom, if you wanna know about me: i am very loud, confident, passionate, and self-assured! i sometimes come across as angry, and i can have a bit of a short fuse, but for the most part i think i am a very loving person and it’s just very very easy to view my unyielding confidence and egomania as anger. if you’re the kind of person who feels threatened by that, we probably won’t get along, but i promise i’m just a person who has been through a lot, came out of it thinking i am Hot Shit, and is now very very set on letting everyone around me know that they too are in fact Hot Shit or can easily become Hot Shit.i’m very prompt-dependant in conversation, so if you wanna be my friend, please just ask me questions and i’ll open right up! or invite me to your discord server and i’ll @ everyone at 3 am lol. love y'all.that’s all!personality shit| ENFP | Virgo Sun/Rising & Leo Moon | Neutral Good | Sanguine | 8w7 |
Hi.Do not become my friend, engage with me, or even think about being Friendly with me if you have a history of abandoning your friends.I am traumatized. EXTENSIVELY, REPEATEDLY traumatized. I have spent most of my life dealing with traumatic abandonment. I would rather NEVER SPEAK TO YOU than befriend you and have you disappear on me. It is by far the WORST POSSIBLE THING A PERSON CAN DO TO ME. Here are some people I’ve dealt with since putting this on my BYF:
A friend of several years. One night, while I was asleep, she sent me a whirlwind of DMs through tumblr. When I didnt respond fast enough (because I was asleep, and also I respond at my own pace to DMs) she hardblocked me. When I begged her for answers, she blamed me for everything, saying she was having a panic attack. Then, when I held her accountable, she started saying I was a “black and white thinker” who “shouldn’t have been friends with someone like her.“
A friend of several months. We laughed together, reviewed each others’ fic, shared art, shared memories, I invited her to my discord server and loved her a lot. She deleted her tumblr, AO3, everywhere I could possibly find her, and left her friends nothing. When she finally popped on anon to give us some answer, the answer was that she had "turned toxic” and didn’t want to expose us to her.
A friend of at least a year. They didn’t like my opinion on something, so they hardblocked me. I found out months later because they reblogged one of my posts despite deciding they never wanted to see me again, and I realized all at once they’d been very absent from my life. Upon confronting them, their excuse was that I wasn’t a good enough friend to them–they said they didn’t even know we were friends, because I didn’t respond to their asks in a way they liked or talk in a tone they liked or message them as constantly as they liked and a lot of other things i am not good at as an autistic person. They said it was okay to abandon me without a word because they weren’t my friend. To this day, they are lying about reaching out to me/apologizing, but have said loud and clear that they read my BYF and knew what they were doing.
ALL these people read my BYF. They thought they were exceptions to the rule. There are not exceptions for the rule. If your self-worth is so low that you frequently abandon people because you feel you are “doing them a service,” i would rather you be in therapy than my friend. We are not compatible. Full stop. if there is even a chance this is you, do not engage with me. Do not speak to me. DO NOT BEFRIEND ME. You are not my magical exception. You will not bring joy to my life and I will not bring joy to yours. Stay away from me. I am begging you.I use my social media to escape from the stuff that hurts me. I will quite literally never forgive you if you try to disrupt that. This is your only warning, and I am sick of playing around.
that’s it! thank you so much for reading through!here’s some optional stuff:
here’s characters that when i see them my heart soars and i start crying
fun amnesia disclaimer
this sure is a page.
given that i've been on this website for a while, i often get a lot of folks who followed me once upon a time revisiting my blog and dropping me a message to kinda say, hi again! hope you're well! i remember following you x years ago, yadda yadda.there is no graceful way to say it but if you knew me before 2016 and didn't remain constant in my life since i have likely forgotten you. late 2016-early 2017 saw my long-term memory wiped on a pretty massive scale and while the recovery process was... mostly speedy, there are still whole chunks missing, mostly from people/things who came and went.it helps to remind me of your presence in my life, things we might have done together or talked about. but i might not have any recollection of you, please keep this in mind and try your best to be mindful of it & patient with me.
how you will speak to me
someone on here once told me this carrd reads like a list of demands from a crazy girlfriend. i really like that description and intend to lean into it.people on this website are insane in their fucking inability to speak to human beings. some of the ways i have been treated on here are fucking vile at best. this is a page where i tell you exactly how you will address me. if you're sitting there dumbfounded thinking, in what fucking universe is that a thing someone thinks to do, welcome to my life! before using tumblr i never would have thought it was necessary either. i certainly don't need it in meatspace, but boy oh boy do i need it here.
DO NOT:
coddle/baby me under any circumstances. do not fucking infantilize me. do not give me unwarranted advice or overexplain basic shit about the world. do not send me cutesy, friendly reminders about drinking water/eating food/taking my meds. i am not a fucking toddler. i'm an adult who pays fucking taxes. if you get this ableist shit anywhere near me i'll flog you into red paste.
related to the above, if i vent on here and you send me advice about how to cope with my problems, i'll fucking kill you. literally i did not ask.
no i don't think you understand. DO NOT TRY TO 'REMIND' ME TO DO THINGS. if i am planning on eating and you remind me to eat i will be more inclined to starve myself out of sheer fucking spite because of you.
make sex jokes about me unless we are close friends
pity me or use pitable language toward me. this is things like saying "i'm so sorry" to me about things that have happened in my life. i do not want your sorries or your pity, stop making my triumphs some depressing fucking slog and bringing the room down. if you MUST comment on any of the shit i've experienced, either tell me how much ass i kick for coming out the other side of it or keep your comments to yourself.
assume bad faith in me. i am literally never trying to hurt anyone. if i do something clumsy please just allow me some room to correct it. if its a privilege related thing i am likely just ignorant, if its anything else and i seem like a rude bitch its because i am autistic and very blunt. just help me understand. i'll more than likely be cool about it if you are.
assume ANYTHING about the ventposts i write here. if you have an anxiety/paranoia disorder that causes you to frequently assume ventposts are about you, and we are not close, either do not follow me or deal with it in private. i do not vaguepost about people where they can see it. i have several blogs and utilize knowledge of who does and doesn't follow them. furthermore, i queue all my ventposts for random times so they cannot be tied to any recent happening in my life by timestamp. if you think this seems like overkill, it's because multiple ex friends of mine have accused me of vaguing about them. i do not vague about my friends anywhere they will ever see it. i am a whole adult.
if you're attention-seeking and refuse to be upfront about it we are not compatible. there is nothing wrong with attention seeking behaviour but if you throw others under the bus to achieve it we are not compatible. what does this refer to? monopolization of conversation. if we are talking one on one, and you talk and talk and talk about yourself without ever asking me any questions or showing interest in my life, i dislike you. in a group setting, if you constantly start every statement with "i" and keep re-routing conversation to be about yourself/your work/your interests, we are not compatible. if you derail conversation, overshare about your personal problems for pity in the middle of a group activity, or just refuse to let anyone else shine, we are not compatible. if you want attention, just say it, and say it somewhere where you will not be taking the spotlight off others.
traumadump at me unprompted. about anything. i'm not your fucking therapist and i don't want to hear about horrible, distressing bullshit while i am blogging about blorbo.
refuse to explain jokes to me, especially in-jokes. exclusion is my worst trigger. it will likely never get better. if you and a bunch of your friends are going to sit there giggling in a circle in my proximity and then you giggle more when i ask for help understanding, i will fucking set you on fire.
related to the above, if i ask you to explain something/spoil a plot point for me and you refuse, thinking you know what i want more than i do, i will set you on fire and push you into a public toilet. at the same time.
call me pet names, again unless we are close.
give me unwarranted concrit on my art/writing. i do this for fun and i do it for free. i don't need you to tell me how "hard" it is to read my writing because it's long and i write a lot very quickly. i am already insecure about it to the point of tears. i am not keeping track of who is and isn't reading my stuff. please do not tell me how painful my art is, and maybe really reflect on why you feel the fucking need to in the first place.
this is not a deal breaker, but please try to avoid DMing me unless necessary. i love asks, but DMs stress me out unless you are a very special person who communicates in the same way i do. i am VERY busy. i work full weeks, and when i'm not doing that i'm often socializing in group chats where i am more comfortable, or working on creative projects. i cannot respond immediately more often than not. many people have treated me like shit because of this, so DMs just stress me out by nature. if i've ever DMed you first, or asked you to DM me, we are probably compatible enough that this is not an issue~
use my deadname. the people who made my now-defunct callout blog use my deadname. if you know my deadname and you use it i’ll block you. do not use my deadname. do not spread my deadname. i cannot believe i have to say this.
see me comment on a reblog chain and elect to reblog from the person above me to get my comments off the post. i always notice, it fucking tears me up, and i would just rather you not follow me if you don’t want my fucking thoughts.
send me generalized positivity. this is stuff like 'you are beautiful/loved/valid.' its condescending and fucking weird. of course i am all those things, the fact that you are telling me makes me feel like you view me as some poor insecure baby who needs help. if i'm down on myself just ask me about my interests or something like wtf.
if you’re the type of person to end a friendship by straightup blocking/softblocking someone, stay the fuck away from me, i’m tired of garbage like you learning my trauma and then perpetuating it. i need to fucking heal.
IF YOU’RE THE TYPE OF PERSON TO END A FRIENDSHIP BY STRAIGHTUP BLOCKING/SOFTBLOCKING SOMEONE, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, I’M TIRED OF GARBAGE LIKE YOU LEARNING MY TRAUMA AND THEN PERPETUATING IT. I NEED TO FUCKING HEAL.